Tuesday 10 November 2009



now we dont even have to waste energy reaching for the phone and menu just slip your iphone outta your pocket and you will be fat in no time !

jeez if only they could get rid of that nasty chore of having to get up to answer the door now then life would be complete

me... sarcastic? never...

5 comments:

  1. ah
    humanity.

    someday, the world wont even get out of bed to accomplish anything anymore.
    itll just be a world full of fat sloths.

    XOXO Sophia Ruins <3

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  2. damn the world and there fat little minds!
    I still can't understand why people would concisely order and buy food that is full fat when they are '0' cal and super low cal alternatives available. I guess it just goes to show that the worlds going to shit. At least by the time were all grown up with kids and living our skinny little lives the rest of the world be be full of glutinous fat piggies.
    Oh to have an ounce of self control.
    Damn, it feel so good to not be obese!
    Keep up the good work
    x

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  3. Lmfao. Hilarious. You know Dominos has simplified it so much that you can go straight from blogging about your temptation to binge, to methodically planing your binge with a few clicks of a mouse (i.e. ordering your pizza online). How do I know? Lets just say me and mia have been getting a little to close in my time away.

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  4. "yes! YES THAT'S IT! Get fat, my pretties! Future generations all fat and dumbasses!!!! Muahahahahahahaha"

    -Pizza Hut and No Child Left Behind




    (Not really what they said)

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  5. Thanks for the advice! Still nervous though.

    AND TO REBEL... (dun dun dunnn)

    If you ever have to have pizza THAT BADLY... (which you should never allow yourself to do anyways)

    GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND WALK!

    It's the best way (:

    <3 the Sarcasm!

    ~Twigs.
    xx.

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